are you just blowing smoke up my ass?

yes...the tobacco smoke enema....let's just sit and ask the question, how the hell did someone conceive of this idea?? ....... enter--------> o' salvation, the celibate rifles


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEKFeoizKiY&feature=related

I can appreciate the packaging, these kits look very exquisite and rather like it may be useful on special occasions.




In the past, negotiating life events and indeed drowning in one's life events it comes to light that I have had indeed had people blowing smoke up my ass (figuratively, speaking of course!!, maybe) ....nothing like waking up from a near drowning instance to find one has been undressed and with a weird feeling like someone has tampered with your privates. enter------> in the air tonight, phil collins

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Riw7j9b8fM8

the limpet man was prime example of this: by "helping" me by doing the dishes each night which consisted of filling the sink up with detergent water and dishes (and leaving it for me to do in the morning) and wiping the benches....I would seethe inwardly and wonder how wiping the benches and leaving me with an overflowing sink of cold gunky, dishes with sometimes rusted utensils was helping me since he lived in the same house and he was really only wiping the benches. Couple this with the daily loud musical tastes of endless George Michael and Matchbox Twenty during these instances. He would dutifully tell me I was beautiful every time he wanted sex and I was even treated to a strip tease once to "leave your hat on" by Joe Cocker (I refuse to post the song even for the sake of pathos) Idyllic!! It was a masterful craft on how he could "look busy" every time anybody was ever around and yes he even had me fooled there for a while.....till I got bored with it....

There was an instance when the limpet man was picking up packaging and rubbish to take out to the bin. He asked if there was anything I could see that needed taking out. I pointed to his shoes and said there is a bit of rubbish in those shoes.....he searched for nearly a minute for shoes while I was suppressing giggles and going red in the face....enter -------> viva las vegas, dead kennedies


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HopguzRmq0s

lessons that I can take away from this exercise is;

sometimes looking busy= creating work
questionable music tastes may seem funny at first but if repeated long enough can give rise to serious health and comedy issues.
if it isn't useful it doesn't matter what kind of packaging it comes in
if someone is telling you how helpful the are then they probably aren't being helpful.